{"id":104,"date":"2011-08-19T10:03:28","date_gmt":"2011-08-19T16:03:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gbvdems.org\/blog\/?p=104"},"modified":"2011-08-19T10:03:28","modified_gmt":"2011-08-19T16:03:28","slug":"andy-borowitz-manufacturers-of-downward-arrows-post-record-profits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gbvdems.org\/blog\/?p=104","title":{"rendered":"Andy Borowitz &#8211; Manufacturers of Downward Arrows Post Record Profits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>subtitled &#8220;Rare Bright Spot on Wall Street&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>NEW YORK (<strong><a title=\"The Borowitz Report\" href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/rhihai\" target=\"_blank\">The Borowitz Report<\/a><\/strong>) \u2013 In what stock market analysts are pointing to as a rare bright spot in an otherwise gloomy period for Wall Street, manufacturers of downward arrows posted record profits this week.<\/p>\n<p>While makers of cars, computers, farm equipment and practically everything else saw their fortunes plunge this week, producers of downward arrows notched double-digit gains, inspiring investors to snap up their shares like never before.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Read the rest at :\u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.borowitzreport.com\/\">http:\/\/www.borowitzreport.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>subtitled &#8220;Rare Bright Spot on Wall Street&#8221; NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) \u2013 In what stock market analysts are pointing to as a rare bright spot in an otherwise gloomy period for Wall Street, manufacturers of downward arrows posted record &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gbvdems.org\/blog\/?p=104\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humorsatire","category-political-news-national"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gbvdems.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gbvdems.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gbvdems.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gbvdems.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gbvdems.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.gbvdems.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gbvdems.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gbvdems.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gbvdems.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}